Scientific Pick-up Lines
by Muhammad on January 20, 2008
in Uncategorized
New Scientist‘s Feedback column ran a compo “Flirt with science” in December, where they invited readers to submit science-related chatup lines.
They’ve published the winning chat-up lines, which absolutely rock, If you’re a g33k like I am and love all things absurd and scientific.
Would there be any resistance if I asked to take you ohm? Emma Byrne, London, UK
I love the way you smell so different from my dad. Toshi Knell, Nowra, New South Wales, Australia
– I dont get this one.
Would kissing you increase global warming and damage the Arctic irreversibly, or is it just enough to break the ice? Andy McCready, Sheffield, Yorkshire, UK
I’ve had my ion you. Gary Duffala, Rio Rancho, New Mexico, US
Baby, you must be a start codon because you are turnin’ me on. Jessica Swanson, Stratford, Prince Edward Island, Canada
I don’t wish to brag, but in several parallel universes I invented the internet, warned the world about global warming, ran for president and won the Nobel peace prize. Yonatan Silver, Jerusalem, Israel
Hello, I’ve just taken part in the clinical trial of a new drug to help memory loss; could you tell me, do I come here often?
John French, Wellington, Somerset, UK
You are definitely the woman of my REM phase. Giuliano Aluffi, Milan, Italy
Er… hello… um… er. Oh look! Our shoes have similar spectral characteristics. Jon White, Rampton, Cambridgeshire, UK
Meiosis? Kirstie Brogan Grace, Grays, Essex, UK (from a convent school!!)
I think it’s a good way to find a future significant other who has at least some intelligence :P
Is it there something about we are attracted to the opposite sex through smell???
so if you smell diff from the dad it most def must be good ???
lol
go figure
We all give off pheromones, which have different chemical make-ups, that tell people around us subconsciously whether we have a similar immune system to them or not. People with a more different immune system than others to ourselves have a more attractive scent. This is part of the evolutional pre-programmed instincts – to choose a mating partner with a more varied immune system to our own so that the offspring have an even stronger immune system. Cool huh?
I’ve got another pick-up line for you…
You can be sin^2 and I’ll be coz^2 and together we can be 1!
…and…
If I were a DNA helicase, I’d unzip your genes.